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It's economics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe back says it all: bold collegiate-style lettering, a paddle graphic, and the full \u003cem\u003eTerms of Agreement\u003c\/em\u003e printed in fine print the way all truly important contracts should be — technically visible, conveniently small. Any equipment will do. New, used, or broken, just so long as you can play. No substitutions, refunds, or exchanges. All sales final.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDink Apparel Co. anchors the front — because even a man of questionable priorities deserves a quality brand on his chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePart love letter to the game. Part red flag. 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