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I'd Pick On Someone My Own Skill Level Tee — But Here We Are

Color: Black Heather
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Regular price  $35.99 Sale price  $28.79
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★★★★★ Happy Customers

We're not saying you're bad. We're just saying the matchup wasn't fair.

The I'd Pick On Someone My Own Skill Level Tee is a bold varsity callout dressed up as a joke, but everyone on the court knows it's not really one. It's the shirt equivalent of a knowing smirk after a lopsided rally — no malice, just facts, delivered in classic block lettering with a little "but here we are" for good measure.

This one's for the player who's already outgrown their bracket but keeps showing up anyway, or the friend who talks a big game and needs to be reminded gently — very gently — where they actually stand. Wear it to open play as a heads-up, or gift it to the person who could use the humbling.

Features:

"I'd Pick On Someone My Own Skill Level, But Here We Are" varsity-style graphic

DINK Apparel Co. logo on the back neckline

Soft, everyday tee built for both courtside play and off-court lounging

Unisex, relaxed fit for all-day comfort

Available in 9 colorways: Black Heather, Red, Military Green, Asphalt, Army, Steel Blue, Tan, and Heather Carolina Blue

Every shirt in our collection is made to order, just for you. It takes a little extra time — but so does finding someone who's actually a fair matchup, so you're used to waiting. Crafting on demand means less waste and more intention, which is more consideration than you're currently showing your opponents.

Thanks for playing the long game with us.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're a homegrown American company, and every t-shirt we make is proudly printed right here on US soil. From the very first sketch to the final print, every design is crafted in-house by our own creative team, no outsourcing, no shortcuts. With printing facilities in both Florida and Texas, we keep every step of the process close to home, ensuring quality you can feel with every wear.

Do you ship internationally?

At this time, we are only able to sell and ship within the USA. While we hope to expand in the future, our current focus is on delivering the best possible experience to our customers right here at home. We appreciate your patience and support!

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Great news! As soon as your order is on its way, we'll send you a tracking email complete with a unique tracking number — so you can follow your package every step of the way, right to your front door.

What materials are your products made of?

From your first serve to your last dink of the day, our tees are made to move with you! We use soft, high-quality materials that feel great on the skin, hold up through every fast-paced rally, and stay fresh and comfortable no matter how long the match goes. Material details vary by style, check each product page for the full rundown.