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The doubles partner you actually want when it's game point and the pressure is real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eGet to the kitchen. Stay in the kitchen. 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