{"product_id":"dinks-drinks-tee-because-lifes-too-short-for-bad-shots-on-or-off-the-court","title":"Dinks \u0026 Drinks Tee — They Came for the Dinks. They Stayed for the Martini.","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe game plan was simple from the start: soft shots at the kitchen line until someone cracks, then crack something open.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDinks \u0026amp; Drinks Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is the official uniform of the player who treats the court like a warm-up for the real event. Retro martini graphic in breezy turquoise and aqua on the back — because this isn't a beer-and-nachos crowd, this is an extra-dry-with-a-twist crowd who also happens to have a wicked third-shot drop. The Dink Apparel Co. logo anchors the front, quiet and confident, letting the back do all the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDinking is a game of patience and finesse. So is a perfectly made martini. Coincidence? Absolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWorn on warm, vintage-toned fabric that feels like it's been in your rotation for years — because the best shirts, like the best players, just get better with time. Cut for everyone — whether you're heading to the courts, the patio, or straight to the bar without changing, this tee has you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eShaken, not stirred. Dinking, not driving.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRetro Dinks \u0026amp; Drinks martini graphic on the back — turquoise and aqua, zero apologies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDink Apparel Co. logo on the front — subtle, branded, court-approved\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft, premium vintage-feel fabric with a relaxed unisex fit — wear it your way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLightweight and breathable — court to cocktail hour without a wardrobe change\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePre-shrunk, wash-friendly with lasting print quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable in 5 colorways: \u003cstrong\u003ePebble, Athletic Heather, Soft Cream, Natural, and Vintage White\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eAvailable in sizes \u003cstrong\u003eXS, S, M, L, XL, and 2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEvery tee in our collection is made to order, just for you. It takes a little extra time — but so does a properly made martini, and nobody worth knowing ever rushed either one. Crafting on demand means less waste and more intention, which feels very on-brand for a player who knows that patience wins points. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThanks for playing the long game with us.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dink Apparel Co","offers":[{"title":"Pebble \/ XS","offer_id":42790302613575,"sku":"9217741_9550","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ S","offer_id":42790302646343,"sku":"9217741_4131","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ M","offer_id":42790302679111,"sku":"9217741_4132","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ L","offer_id":42790302711879,"sku":"9217741_4133","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ XL","offer_id":42790302744647,"sku":"9217741_4134","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pebble \/ 2XL","offer_id":42790302777415,"sku":"9217741_4135","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XS","offer_id":42790302875719,"sku":"9217741_9561","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":42790302908487,"sku":"9217741_6948","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":42790302941255,"sku":"9217741_6949","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":42790302974023,"sku":"9217741_6950","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":42790303006791,"sku":"9217741_6951","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":42790303039559,"sku":"9217741_6952","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XS","offer_id":42790303137863,"sku":"9217741_9554","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ S","offer_id":42790303170631,"sku":"9217741_4151","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ M","offer_id":42790303203399,"sku":"9217741_4152","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ L","offer_id":42790303236167,"sku":"9217741_4153","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ XL","offer_id":42790303268935,"sku":"9217741_4154","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Cream \/ 2XL","offer_id":42790303301703,"sku":"9217741_4155","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XS","offer_id":42790303400007,"sku":"9217741_14681","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":42790303432775,"sku":"9217741_14682","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":42790303465543,"sku":"9217741_14683","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":42790303498311,"sku":"9217741_14684","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":42790303531079,"sku":"9217741_14685","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":42790303563847,"sku":"9217741_14686","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XS","offer_id":42790303662151,"sku":"9217741_14713","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ S","offer_id":42790303694919,"sku":"9217741_14714","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ M","offer_id":42790303727687,"sku":"9217741_14715","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ L","offer_id":42790303760455,"sku":"9217741_14716","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ XL","offer_id":42790303793223,"sku":"9217741_14717","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vintage White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42790303825991,"sku":"9217741_14718","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0668\/0615\/3287\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-natural-back-6a08bbe4b633d.jpg?v=1778957313","url":"https:\/\/dinkapparelco.com\/products\/dinks-drinks-tee-because-lifes-too-short-for-bad-shots-on-or-off-the-court","provider":"Dink Apparel Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}